A Wanted Woman! *Hump Day Ha Ha*

I instagrammed a shot of this email earlier but I just read it all the way through and it was so funny that I thought I’d post it as my hump day ha ha!


Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division 
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C. 
Federal Bureau Of Investigation 
J. Edgar Hoover Building 
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www.fbi.gov 
Attention, this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me? 
I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you?. 
We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you 
fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account 
until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that 
they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.
Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn 
people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where 
instructed in the e-mail below.this is the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to 
inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your 
properties confiscated.
You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the 
process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the 
fbi director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if 
you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, i believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in 
all the local channels that you are wanted by the fbi. As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the efcc and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $98.00 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you. 
You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been 
signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded 
your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the 
sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.
I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 11/26/2013 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail 
without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law 
and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.
Senders name====== 
Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate 
making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all 
this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 
usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.
Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to 
make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, 
money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched. 
Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division 
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C. 
Federal Bureau Of Investigation 
J. Edgar Hoover Building 
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www.fbi.gov

So apparently I have over 10 million in the bank but refuse to pay $98 to keep myself out of jail.. silly me!

Miss BB


  1. Emma
    27 November, 2013 / 7:54 pm

    Haha that’s hilarious!x

  2. 27 November, 2013 / 8:06 pm

    Can I have all your goodies that you have still to blog about while your in jail? I’ll also check in on Ella, Milo and Lee and let you know how their doing. I won’t be able to do the amount of blogging, videoing and vlogging that you do but I’ll try keep your channels alive for you.

    Haha this is the best email ever!!!!! It was nice to ‘know’ you!

  3. 27 November, 2013 / 8:09 pm

    That is just brilliant! I seriously cannot get my head around the fact that someone has sat there, composed that, reckoned it would work and sent it out! It’s unbelievable! The sign off name sounds so familiar too, like a TV character or something!

    So how will you be spending that £10million this Christmas? hehe!

    Sarah 🙂
    Saloca in Wonderland

  4. 27 November, 2013 / 8:36 pm

    Urm… pretty sure if you re-read the end bit he says that if you get the certificate they’ll give you a compensation fund which is the money which was meant to have been sent to you in the first place…

    Meaning they want to arrest you, or give you 10m dollars

    I wonder if this has Ever worked?! xx

  5. Annette
    27 November, 2013 / 9:02 pm

    I love that it’s actually written with a Nigerian accent! It reminds me of The Bob Servant Emails.

  6. Jodie
    28 November, 2013 / 6:40 am

    Oh wow that’s so bad. They could at least write in proper english if they’re going to try things like that. I laughed so hard the people living next to me must now think I have problems haha.

  7. 28 November, 2013 / 10:53 am

    Nigerian scams are world famous!
    I get a few hilarious ones once in a while too, but nothing like this 😀

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