Got A Secret, I Can’t Keep It


You might not know this about me but I am a massive geek. I love strategy/simulation (not stimulation, eyes up here, thank you!) games, I am still buying every expansion pack The Sims release, I am the only person I know persevering with Pokemon Go aaand.. I’ve rewatched the entire of Pretty Little Liars multiple times hoping to find a new clue as to who the actual f*%$£$@k A actually is. With the last ever episode on the horizon (today in the US, tomorrow for us in the UK – via Netflix) I have been toying with drawing up a ‘family tree’ as a visual aid to speculate wildly on the uber A’s identity with my (ten years younger) work colleagues who also watch the show. I was fairly certain I wouldn’t have the time (as you know, I am never happier recently than when I’m complaining about how little of it I have) but I started doodling while ‘watching’ (we’re on season 5 and I’m totally bored now) Game Of Thrones and here we are. It’s rough and from memory so I’m sure it’s not entirely accurate but since we’re 24hours away from it being completely pointless (you could argue there was never a point to this exercise) I thought I’d share it. 1. For those of you as excited as me for the end of the show and who desperately want to figure it out before the reveal so you can feel intellectually superior to its tween demographic and 2. to share a new facet of my oddness to pad out your perspective of me when you’re next reading a post on something more meaningful. ‘This from the girl who spent an evening drawing up a family tree of fictional characters on a kids show?’

Yep. That’s me!


but really, who do you think it is?



  1. Syrah
    27 June, 2017 / 8:06 am

    Ted is Ceces father, the girls found out a few episodes ago.

  2. 27 June, 2017 / 11:29 am

    Oh my goodness I love The Sims too (I always had these elaborate plans for all of them) and am still trying to catch em all on Pokemon Go! My husband and I spend hours playing open-world sandbox type games together and planning everything out. Haven’t seen Pretty Little Liars but now I feel I have to, this is right up my street…
    xx Penny

  3. Tesni
    27 June, 2017 / 12:00 pm

    Good to know I’m not the only one obsessed by PLL. Can’t believe it’s over on wed. Will have keep off all social media until I watch it with the US getting it the day before.

    Do you listen to the broswatchplltoo podcast? It’s amazing.

  4. 27 June, 2017 / 1:35 pm

    I am SO EXCITED!!!! I am thinking Caleb or Ezra but is that too obvious? Can’t wait to find out xx

    Zoe ♥ MammafulZo

  5. 27 June, 2017 / 10:26 pm

    This is brilliant! I’m a complete geek too and although I never really got into PLL even I want to know what the bloody end game is! Although I have no idea how you can be bored of GOT-it’s amazing. I can’t wait for the next season!

  6. 28 June, 2017 / 7:22 pm

    Hahaha this is hilarious! I get where you are coming from with the Sims. Pokemon Go not so much. GOT F@ck yeah I got bored after one episode! I dont think I’ll be going back for more. And I wish I knew what was going on in PLL I used to be obsessed but after having my now 2 year old I lost track. I need to get back on it! I’m currently reading this with velvetgh0st’s PLL reaction video (and in the night garden) on in the background and I feel that I’m majorly missing out!! xxx

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